siDog's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Timber Mania]

Tremendous fun for the whole family!

[Tooth'n'Claw]

I Love Pussy.... cats

The age old battle between cats and dogs is almost as epic as white vs black people but with cuter characters. Go Kats u rulez !!!

[Hearts Aloft]

tremendous

OJ shows his human heart in a stunning tale of love that takes you to the heavens in a quest to touch the face of god. Ultimately one ends up crashing face first into the ground from a great height while your loved one cries over your mangled wreck of a body , tremendously moving stuff!

hechaos responds:

It's Shakespearean isn't it... lol

[Sydney Shark]

sweet

It's incredible accurate to what Sydney Harbour is really like !!!

[Heroic Sports Football]

A Feast of Football

This is a truly bold and confronting cautionary tale for the world game. As our society becomes increasing more desensitized to violence and sporting bodies become increasingly more corrupt this game shines light on the slippery slope our beloved game is heading down. How long before we see Beckham shanking an opponent on the pitch ? Sadly I think that day will arrive all to soon. Bravo young Joyce this is a true masterpiece of Epic proportions.

hechaos responds:

2.7 , Sidog. 2.7... I can't believe it. Damn it. I try something that isn't some mindless combat like Swords& F*cking Sandals and iit gets no love. Disenchanted and disappointed.

[Yum Cha Showdown]

Flash Game Enlightenment

The Yum Cha team has reached the level of Flash Game Enlightenment. Not enough can be said about the dynamic duo of Oliver Joyce and Tony Lowe and their ability to produce games loved by the peoples of the interweb.

Lord Oliver Juice is a true peoples champion battling against the evil and confusion of the dark dimensions of the Double Bubble to create games that the peoples love like Swords and Sandals , Ghoul Academy and Spheracles.
Tony "Low Brow" Lowe represents the very best in flash game graphics and animation and with a work ethic like the old Iron Works of Newcastle from which he sprang he is a unstoppable force in the world of Flash mixed martial arts.

I'll leave you with the immortal words of every bodies favorite game design hero Chris Crawford.

I See the Dragon... Charge!!!

Sidog

[Swords&Sandals3 Multiplay]

Lord Juice !!!

Oliver Joyce has succeeded where many a mere mortal has failed and brought the shizzle to the casual MMO space. He truly is the peoples game designer with his ability to create gaming experiences for the masses which are both deep and highly playable. Not since Chris Crawford himself has there been somebody who pays such high attention to detail in his vision of what a fun gaming experience should be. One can only speculate what next from the OJ or as his known to his friends Lord Juice.

[Swords and Sandals 3:Solo]

All Hail King Juice !!!

In a year which saw the death of the great Ernest Gary Gygax a new hope has truly emerged in the form of Oliver Joyce (OJ to his friends). S&S 3 is the most complete and comprehensive game of it's genre. The leap in design and game play is nothing short of remarkable from the second installment. OJs ability to condense so much fun together with his trademark quirkiness into such an accessible game is what allows him to stride the flash game world like a mighty colossus. From his Kingdom perched high in the heavens above Luna Park one can only wait in anticipation for next great game from King Juice/

hechaos responds:

A princely review from the big dog of flash games, the Sidog himself. Looking forward to Smashtastic cricket in 2009 !

[Switch Game]

Bravo!!!

This is truly a modern classic in the flash puzzle game world . I like the deep political undertones expressing the need for racial harmony in our society. Kudos to you sir kudos to you.

[Death Row]

It's Oz with the butt sex !!!

Great game!!! Oliver Shirley truly creates a world far larger than the four concrete walls surrounding our captive hero. A true masterpiece and more relevant then ever as more and more innocent kittens and falsely accused terrorists are being executed everyday in the state of Texas.